THE ROOSTVILLE MILITIA

SQUADRONS

C.B. Rescue Squad | Roostville Fire Department | Koji Kobayashi | League of Un-Ordinary Gentlethings® | RMB Mercenary Service | Roostville Rifle & Maser Society

FIELD MARSHAL GOJI SON

C.B. RESCUE SQUAD

KOJI KOBAYASHI

LEAGUE OF UN-ORDINARY GENTLETHINGS®

In April 2014, the late Sheriff Varan assembled a team like nothing the world (at least the REST of the world) had ever seen during JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE ROOST! This unique alliance was created in response to the threat of the 'WE HATE KAIJU FANDOM AND ANYONE WHO LIKES THEM MUST DIE!' Faction (also known as WHKFAAOWLTMD) which was planning an all-out attack on every town that had something to do with Real Kaiju. As Roostville is pretty much the nexus of Kaiju Khaos, its administrators had been tracking signs of this terrible allegiance's plans for several months and arranged a rather nasty surprise for the attackers-to-be:

RMB MERCENARY SERVICE

Angillis | Aqualla | Boo | Kivan | Minsc | RadoGoji | Ryuujin

In October 2014, Minsc created the RMB Mercenary Service to help RadoGoji gain recognition and stop being scared of certain-death situations. He appointed him the leader. Their first call to service was soon followed by a threat from EDCOLE (the Evil Dude Convention Of Literally Everywhere), warning them to "stay out of this". Minsc ordered the team to their golf cart and they set out to find the EDCOLE headquarters but ended up at Evil Genius Man's Evil Lair bar. Violence soon followed and Deputy Enshohma advised them to go to the Mod Station to get a mission (and a business license). Sheriff Jaguar wasn't available so Rado decided to take his latest invention, the Garuda based prototype ship, Garuda .5, out for a spin. They soon picked up radio traffic indicating the Sheriff was headed for Mt. Rodan. The mercenaries went there and battled to prevent Rev. Michael Lazarus/Mitch/Matthew Laurencefrom entering Seatopia during THE RESURRECTION OF DESUTOROIA: HELLSPAWN'S LEGACY.

Their deeds did not go unnoticed and the RMB became honorary members of the League of Un-Ordinary Gentlethings®. Soon after, they confronted Apocalypse in REBUILDING ROOSTVILLE AGAIN: 48 HOURS 'TIL APOCALYPSE. Minsc was vaporized trying to save Boo but Rado, Boo and Afiag were all crucified anyway. Rado learned of his past life as Abdel and was able to use his newfound powers to revive Minsc. When the Universal Bridge exploded, a time-space distorting shockwave hit the group and sent them to Faerun.

After being unconscious for three months, they set out on RADOGOJI'S QUEST: Return to Faerun and sought the Berserker Two-Handed Sword +5 to restore Abdel's power. Minsc got kidnapped and they had to find antidote ingredients to save him. After the events of THE SEPARATION OF DESUTOROIA: Desutoroia X Khandejifer!, the RMB moved its headquarters to the Kenji Sahara Desert.

Aqualla

Boo

Kivan

Minsc

RadoGoji Wallace

RYUUJIN

ROOSTVILLE RIFLE & MASER SOCIETY

This local "sport club" pretty much convinced the PC types that gun control was a lost cause when they used their detractors' houses and vehicles for target practice.
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