THE DARK LORDS OF ROOSTVILLE

MORGOTH

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Species - Human
Gender - Male
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Occupation/Place of business - Roostville's fascist (and first) Mayor also directed ROBBERY IN ROOSTVILLE, which he hit up Ubergeek to finance. While in office, Morgoth was not above using his mighty war hammer, Grond, to silence protesting hordes besieging CITY HALL.
City affiliation(s) - Supreme Necromancer
Alliances - Dark Lord© of Middle-Earth. Melkor is his apprentice.
Roostville address - Prior to its destruction, Morgoth's penthouse was a lavish chamber atop the 90-story Godzilla Tower Hotel with elegantly ornamented and opulent function space for entertaining the likes of Shusuke Kaneko. He also had a castle which was destroyed by The Violator who took him prisoner for Hellspawn.
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Appearance - The finely dressed ex-Mayor of Roostville is often wearing a richly decorated jacket and could pass for a modern day dictator, what with all his medals and other insignia.
Powers - Morgoth carries the Hammer of the Underworld, Grond. In battle regalia, black armor covers different parts of his body and a great shield is upon his left hand. Wearing the Iron Crown wrought from dark iron and in the shape of a grotesque helm with many horns and by whistling, he can summon the demon-dragon Bagan to do his bidding. Placing three Silmarils in his crown, Morgoth has the power to command all armies of Middle-Earth and wield the devastating Bolt of Chaos, a force of energy that negates everything the Flame of Udun corrupts. He can also recall his slain warriors from nothingness.

Jet Jaguar was high on his list for whatever he might be doing to usurp his power. Hellspawn sought to have him perform the ritual of the Necronomiconians where various Kaiju Nations meet to bring about Armageddon.

Additional Background - In battle, he will also wield a belt-fed chain gun, cursing fluently in several dead languages. Morgoth is the mortal enemy of George Lucas.

The town was looking for a scapegoat to blame for the destruction that had occurred but didn't in JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE ROOST! and Mayor Morgoth was it. When the ROOSTVILLE ELECTION got under way, candidates blamed him for everything from crop circles to assassination attempts. For their own good, he declared martial law during one of the scariest times in Roostville history which heralded the onset of the Dark Ages. Upon seeing the the Universal Bridge (an inter-dimensional space craft), he recalled being abducted by beings from beyond this star system in his youth, along with six others. Aboard their ship, he found a sort of space helmet plugged into the wall and placed it on his head. His mind was filled with information that no human brain could ever wish to hold or understand.

SAURON

Place of Origin -
Species - Human
Gender - Male
Age -
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Occupation/Place of business - Ex-Vice-Mayor of Roostville and former provider of all things electronic via the Roostville Cable & Telephone Company. Usually, when he managed to get the servers back up, the townsfolk still wanted to lynch him.
City affiliation(s) - Headed the Roostville Bureau of Investigation which was called in to help solve the "Comedy & Tragedy" killings.
Alliances - Roostville's second Dark Lord©, Kaiju Fight Club
Roostville address - Sauron's present whereabouts remain unknown. He had plunged out of sight into the suddenly gaping earth of Desu Hill at the old cemetery when Afiag opened an inter-dimensional gateway to the beyond. As he fell into the void, Sauron swore vengeance for his defeat.
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Appearance - As Roostville's second-in-command Dark Lord®, he favored Armani suits for formal occasions.
Powers - Sauron commanded a great armored wolf (Carcharoth) and troops of massive oliphants, goblins, Orcs, trolls, variags and other creatures of the night commanded by the Nazgul. He could unleash from the darker depths and corners of Roostville waves of inhuman enforcers, specially treated to recognize and respect a certain pheromone every Kaiju-Belt® citizen is inoculated with. He gave Gamingboy the power of "Homeland Defense" via a Plot Hole when Roostville was in grave danger of an alien/ninja/rabid seagull/drunk monkey/terrorist/GINO Fan attack.
Additional Background - He was none too happy to be called away from tending the balky servers in Roostville's dial-up service to mess with any complications caused by various movie projects and ideas of turning the town into the "Hollywood of the Boondocks", attracting every out-of-work Kaiju for miles around. Using his vast knowledge of all things computerized, Sauron deduced that the ILM Virus was itself corrupt. He devised a diabolic plan in mere seconds whereby Goji Son got to be in a movie stopping Terminators as Dr. Evil™®©.

Finally getting a chance to be IN FRONT of the cameras, Sauron was selected to participate in ROOSTAFARIANS IN HYRULE!, a reality TV show hosted by Desutoroia. He bid for the Mayorship of Roostville himself but lost out to Gamingboy.

SARUMAN

Place of Origin -
Species - Human
Gender - Male
Age -
Stature -
Occupation/Place of business - Involved with Morgoth in the Roostville Dome project, a plan to utilize the site of the former Godzilla Tower Hotel.
City affiliation(s) - Serves as Judge for the City Court where he heard the case of Irys and the Gyaos vs. the City of Roostville. The Hedorah Hills Neighborhood Association also besieged him about the impact of the Colosseum on their area.
Alliances - Dark Lord© involved in the Kaiju Fight Club and an associate of Yongary.
Roostville address - The Iron Tower©. It houses the Mystical Eye of Cytorrak® which can summon Bagan. In his dungeons are also 2,500 Uruk-hai warriors.
Origin - aka Saruman the White (Jeff Cooke).
Appearance - Confident, scholarly bearded mage who can materialize in a pillar of blue flame.
Powers - He can strike down his foes with an especially grisly incantation and employ the Orb of Nyaralothep. Saruman also used energy from his staff against the Leviathan's Legion Soldiers and Juvenile Destoroyahs and was prepared to go down in an ocean of enemy blood with Sauron when a hail of fire (provided by a Humvee full of Space Marines from the Alien series) arrived. He will use a useful plot device, Miroku (the cursed monk from Inuyasha), to suck up Gyaos to lead his troops to victory. With Conan, Saruman led several Balrogs, the Nazgul and a platoon of Ents in BEHIND THE SCENES OF "ROBBERY IN ROOSTVILLE". If all else fails, he will call the Air Force for support.
Additional Background - Was Sauron's unsuccessful running mate in the Roostville Mayoral election.

MELKOR

Place of Origin -
Species - Human
Gender - Male
Age -
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Occupation/Place of business - Melkor is a highly regarded authority in the study of Middle Earth and its culture, perhaps the greatest in the world. There is also a well-known belief that once he 'cures' the Silmaril and knows of its true, boundless powers, the bearer will be able to use it for whatever cause. The same is true for the Holy Lance: once he knows of its secrets, it will either be the most destructive power in the known universe or the most awe-inspiring.

He is also owner of the Museum of Monsters and other establishments in the city (including a mall by his estate), as well as Professor Emeritus at the Institute of Kaijuology. A billionaire and pretty much the richest man in town, he monopolizes the commercial and industrial facilities in the city-state of Roostville and holds control over the peoples' money through his banks. Melkor is not evil... he just has his motives.


City affiliation(s) - Mod Squad
Alliances - Self-proclaimed Dark Lord© who was an apprentice of Morgoth. He is a friend/sparring partner/debate club opponent of Ubergeek, classmate of Lord Desutoroia Khandejifer and member of the League of Un-Ordinary Gentlethings®.
Roostville address - Melkor has his estate on an island several miles northwest of Roostville. It is rather like Xanadu, though much grander, due to a fatter budget.
Origin - The descendant of the proud kings of the Ancient World, the blood of the Caesars flows in his veins. Melkor is also a master of magic. His family crest still bears the crown of laurel leaves, and on the right, the Holy Lance, the spear which pierced the side of Christ and has been in the family's possession for centuries. Legend has it that a shard of one of the Silmarils came to be in their possession but since it has been tainted with the evil of the Dark Lord, it will only now summon the legions of hell. Doing so is a very dangerous task and would require tremendous exorcisms before being undertaken. Like Morgoth, he is of ancient descent of the Necronomiconians and bears the marking on his neck.
Appearance - He dresses as the richly robed demonic tyrant Emperor he is. Princess of Space asked him to marry her and he agreed but was drunk at the time. When he woke up the next day, he changed his mind.
Powers - Accomplished mage, Emperor and Supreme Commander of the Legions of Hell and Other Dark, Scary Places®. In battle, his armored mask, chain mail and hammer are fearful to the most stalwart foes.
Additional Background - Melkor drives his Aston Martin Vanquish way too fast but really wants to pilot a big mech. He is not above clambering astride MG-X's shoulder with a pair of Stinger© portable SAM launchers to take on an ID-4 City-Buster© if necessary.

The helicarrier, LEVIATHAN, is Melkor's mode of transportation high above the clouds. It is a heavily armed fortress and is equipped with plasma charges. Its most potent weapon is the Wrath of Heaven, where the ship fires a deadly stream of anti-matter to annihilate its foes.

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